Chained Dogs

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Another Altered Box & An Off Color Joke

I have always loved cheese but I've really been on a cheese kick lately and have been recycling the cool little wooden round containers that Brie comes in. I altered this the other day using one of those empty Brie containers. I'm not sure what I'm going to use it for yet so for now it's sitting in my curio. I'm so happy that I'm on a creative roll lately. It's been months since I've been able to create things I like alot so I'm really enjoying this and not taking it for granted.

I received the latest issue of Somerset Studio in the mail today and am so impressed by an artist that is featured in the magazine that I had to share! Check this guy's work out - it's amazing!!!

My friend, Cindy is always e-mailing me funny stuff. I really couldn't resist sharing this one. I got a good laugh out of it.

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. "Don't worry about that" says St. Peter, "'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God" says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry" says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this" says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there" says St. Peter, "You'll be raped and taken advantage of."

"Maybe so" says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that."

Well, we're off to make a late night ice cream run. Have a great weekend!

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